"Have you ever fallen into the hands of the police?" asked Tommy.
"I said 'burglar,' not 'beggar,'" answered the cracksman.
"After you finish your lunch," said Tommy, "and experience the usual change Of heart, how
shall we wind up the story?"
"Suppose," said the burglar, thoughtfully, "that Tony Pastor turns out earlier than usual to-
night, and your father gets in from 'Parsifal' at 10.30. I am thoroughly repentant because you
have made me think of my own little boy Bessie, and -- "
"Say," said Tommy, "haven't you got that wrong?"
"Not on your coloured crayon drawings by B. Cory Kilvert," said the burglar. "It's always a
Bessie that I have at home, artlessly prattling to the pale-checked burglar's bride. As I was
saying, your father opens the front door just as I am departing with admonitions and
sandwiches that you have wrapped up for me. Upon recognizing me as an old Harvard
classmate he starts back in -- "
"Not in surprise?" interrupted Tommy, with wide, open eyes.
"He starts back in the doorway," continued the burglar. And then he rose to his feet and
began to shout "Rah, rah, rah! rah, rah, rah! rah, rah, rah!"
"Well," said Tommy, wonderingly, "that's, the first time I ever knew a burglar to give a
college yell when he was burglarizing a house, even in a story."
"That's one on you," said the burglar, with a laugh. "I was practising the dramatization. If
this is put on the stage that college touch is about the only thing that will make it go."
Tommy looked his admiration.
"You're on, all right," he said.
"And there's another mistalze you've made," said the burglar. "You should have gone some
time ago and brought me the $9 gold piece your mother gave you on your birthday to take
to Bessie."
"But she didn't give it to me to take to Bessie," said Tommy, pouting.
"Come, come!" said the burglar, sternly. "It's not nice of you to take advantage because the
story contains an ambiguous sentence. You know what I mean. It's mighty little I get out of
these fictional jobs, anyhow. I lose all the loot, and I have to reform every time; and all the
swag I'm allowed is the blamed little fol-de-rols and luck-pieces that you kids hand over.
Why, in one story, all I got was a kiss from a little girl who came in on me when I was
opening a safe. And it tasted of molasses candy, too. I've a good notion to tie this table
cover over your head and keep on into the silver-closet."
"Oh, no, you haven't," said Tommy, wrapping his arms around his knees. "Because if you