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The First-class Passenger
Anton Chekhov
A FIRST-CLASS passenger who had just dined at the station and drunk a little too much
lay down on the velvet-covered seat, stretched himself out luxuriously, and sank into a
doze. After a nap of no more than five minutes, he looked with oily eyes at his vis-à-vis,
gave a smirk, and said:
"My father of blessed memory used to like to have his heels tickled by peasant women after
dinner. I am just like him, with this difference, that after dinner I always like my tongue and
my brains gently stimulated. Sinful man as I am, I like empty talk on a full stomach. Will
you allow me to have a chat with you?"
"I shall be delighted," answered the vis-à-vis.
"After a good dinner the most trifling subject is sufficient to arouse devilishly great
thoughts in my brain. For instance, we saw just now near the refreshment bar two young
men, and you heard one congratulate the other on being celebrated. 'I congratulate you,' he
said; 'you are already a celebrity and are beginning to win fame.' Evidently actors or
journalists of microscopic dimensions. But they are not the point. The question that is
occupying my mind at the moment, sir, is exactly what is to be understood by the word
fame or celebrity. What do you think? Pushkin called fame a bright patch on a ragged
garment; we all understand it as Pushkin does -- that is, more or less subjectively -- but no
one has yet given a clear, logical definition of the word. . . . I would give a good deal for
such a definition!"
"Why do you feel such a need for it?"
"You see, if we knew what fame is, the means of attaining it might also perhaps be known
to us," said the first-class passenger, after a moment's thought. I must tell you, sir, that when
I was younger I strove after celebrity with every fiber of my being. To be popular was my
craze, so to speak. For the sake of it I studied, worked, sat up at night, neglected my meals.
And I fancy, as far as I can judge without partiality, I had all the natural gifts for attaining it.
To begin with, I am an engineer by profession. In the course of my life I have built in
Russia some two dozen magnificent bridges, I have laid aqueducts for three towns; I have
worked in Russia, in England, in Belgium. . . . Secondly, I am the author of several special
treatises in my own line. And thirdly, my dear sir, I have from a boy had a weakness for
chemistry. Studying that science in my leisure hours, I discovered methods of obtaining
certain organic acids, so that you will find my name in all the foreign manuals of chemistry.
I have always been in the service, I have risen to the grade of actual civil councilor, and I
have an unblemished record. I will not fatigue your attention by enumerating my works and
my merits, I will only say that I have done far more than some celebrities. And yet here I am
in my old age, I am getting ready for my coffin, so to say, and I am as celebrated as that
black dog yonder running on the embankment."
"How can you tell? Perhaps you are celebrated."
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"H'm! Well, we will test it at once. Tell me, have you ever heard the name Krikunov?"
The vis-à-vis raised his eyes to the ceiling, thought a minute, and laughed.
"No, I haven't heard it, . . ." he said.
"That is my surname. You, a man of education, getting on in years, have never heard of me
-- a convincing proof! It is evident that in my efforts to gain fame I have not done the right
thing at all: I did not know the right way to set to work, and, trying to catch fame by the tail,
got on the wrong side of her."
"What is the right way to set to work?"
"Well, the devil only knows! Talent, you say? Genius? Originality? Not a bit of it, sir!. . .
People have lived and made a career side by side with me who were worthless, trivial, and
even contemptible compared with me. They did not do one-tenth of the work I did, did not
put themselves out, were not distinguished for their talents, and did not make an effort to be
celebrated, but just look at them! Their names are continually in the newspapers and on
men's lips! If you are not tired of listening I will illustrate it by an example. Some years ago
I built a bridge in the town of K. I must tell you that the dullness of that scurvy little town
was terrible. If it had not been for women and cards I believe I should have gone out of my
mind. Well, it's an old story: I was so bored that I got into an affair with a singer. Everyone
was enthusiastic about her, the devil only knows why; to my thinking she was -- what shall
I say? -- an ordinary, commonplace creature, like lots of others. The hussy was empty-
headed, ill-tempered, greedy, and what's more, she was a fool.
"She ate and drank a vast amount, slept till five o clock in the afternoon -- and I fancy did
nothing else. She was looked upon as a cocotte, and that was indeed her profession; but
when people wanted to refer to her in a literary fashion, they called her an actress and a
singer. I used to be devoted to the theatre, and therefore this fraudulent pretense of being an
actress made me furiously indignant. My young lady had not the slightest right to call
herself an actress or a singer. She was a creature entirely devoid of talent, devoid of feeling
-- a pitiful creature one may say. As far as I can judge she sang disgustingly. The whole
charm of her 'art' lay in her kicking up her legs on every suitable occasion, and not being
embarrassed when people walked into her dressing-room. She usually selected translated
vaudevilles, with singing in them, and opportunities for disporting herself in male attire, in
tights. In fact it was -- ough! Well, I ask your attention. As I remember now, a public
ceremony took place to celebrate the opening of the newly constructed bridge. There was a
religious service, there were speeches, telegrams, and so on. I hung about my cherished
creation, you know, all the while afraid that my heart would burst with the excitement of an
author. Its an old story and there's no need for false modesty, and so I will tell you that my
bridge was a magnificent work! It was not a bridge but a picture, a perfect delight! And who
would not have been excited when the whole town came to the opening? 'Oh,' I thought,
'now the eyes of all the public will be on me! Where shall I hide myself?' Well, I need not
have worried myself, sir -- alas! Except the official personages, no one took the slightest
notice of me. They stood in a crowd on the river-bank, gazed like sheep at the bridge, and
did not concern themselves to know who had built it. And it was from that time, by the
way, that I began to hate our estimable public -- damnation take them! Well, to continue.
All at once the public became agitated; a whisper ran through the crowd, . . . a smile came
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on their faces, their shoulders began to move. 'They must have seen me,' I thought. A likely
idea! I looked, and my singer, with a train of young scamps, was making her way through
the crowd. The eyes of the crowd were hurriedly following this procession. A whisper
began in a thousand voices: 'That's so-and-so. . . . Charming! Bewitching!' Then it was they
noticed me. . . . A couple of young milksops, local amateurs of the scenic art, I presume,
looked at me, exchanged glances, and whispered: 'That's her lover!' How do you like that?
And an unprepossessing individual in a top-hat, with a chin that badly needed shaving,
hung round me, shifting from one foot to the other, then turned to me with the words:
"'Do you know who that lady is, walking on the other bank? That's so-and-so. . . . Her voice
is beneath all criticism, but she has a most perfect mastery of it! . . .'
" 'Can you tell me,' I asked the unprepossessing individual, 'who built this bridge?'
" 'I really don't know,' answered the individual; some engineer, I expect.'
" 'And who built the cathedral in your town?' I asked again.
" 'I really can't tell you.'
"Then I asked him who was considered the best teacher in K., who the best architect, and to
all my questions the unprepossessing individual answered that he did not know.
" 'And tell me, please,' I asked in conclusion, with whom is that singer living?'
" 'With some engineer called Krikunov.'
"Well, how do you like that, sir? But to proceed. There are no minnesingers or bards
nowadays, and celebrity is created almost exclusively by the newspapers. The day after the
dedication of the bridge, I greedily snatched up the local Messenger, and looked for myself
in it. I spent a long time running my eyes over all the four pages, and at last there it was --
hurrah! I began reading: 'Yesterday in beautiful weather, before a vast concourse of people,
in the presence of His Excellency the Governor of the province, so-and-so, and other
dignitaries, the ceremony of the dedication of the newly constructed bridge took place,' and
so on. . . . Towards the end: Our talented actress so-and-so, the favorite of the K. public,
was present at the dedication looking very beautiful. I need not say that her arrival created a
sensation. The star was wearing . . .' and so on. They might have given me one word! Half a
word. Petty as it seems, I actually cried with vexation!
"I consoled myself with the reflection that the provinces are stupid, and one could expect
nothing of them and for celebrity one must go to the intellectual centers -- to Petersburg and
to Moscow. And as it happened, at that very time there was a work of mine in Petersburg
which I had sent in for a competition. The date on which the result was to be declared was
at hand.
"I took leave of K. and went to Petersburg. It is a long journey from K. to Petersburg, and
that I might not be bored on the journey I took a reserved compartment and -- well -- of
course, I took my singer. We set off, and all the way we were eating, drinking champagne,
and -- tra-la--la! But behold, at last we reach the intellectual center. I arrived on the very
day the result was declared, and had the satisfaction, my dear sir, of celebrating my own
success: my work received the first prize. Hurrah! Next day I went out along the Nevsky
and spent seventy kopecks on various newspapers. I hastened to my hotel room, lay down
on the sofa, and, controlling a quiver of excitement, made haste to read. I ran through one
newspaper -- nothing. I ran through a second -- nothing either; my God! At last, in the
fourth, I lighted upon the following paragraph: 'Yesterday the well-known provincial actress
so-and-so arrived by express in Petersburg. We note with pleasure that the climate of the
South has had a beneficial effect on our fair friend; her charming stage appearance. . .' and I
don't remember the rest! Much lower down than that paragraph I found, printed in the
smallest type: first prize in the competition was adjudged to an engineer called so-and-so.'
That was all! And to make things better, they even misspelt my name: instead of Krikunov
it was Kirkutlov. So much for your intellectual center! But that was not all. . . . By the time
I left Petersburg, a month later, all the newspapers were vying with one another in
discussing our incomparable, divine, highly talented actress, and my mistress was referred
to, not by her surname, but by her Christian name and her father's. . . .
"Some years later I was in Moscow. I was summoned there by a letter, in the mayor's own
handwriting, to undertake a work for which Moscow, in its newspapers, had been clamoring
for over a hundred years. In the intervals of my work I delivered five public lectures, with a
philanthropic object, in one of the museums there. One would have thought that was
enough to make one known to the whole town for three days at least, wouldn't one? But,
alas! not a single Moscow gazette said a word about me There was something about houses
on fire, about an operetta, sleeping town councilors, drunken shop keepers -- about
everything; but about my work, my plans, my lectures -- mum. And a nice set they are in
Moscow! I got into a tram. . . . It was packed full; there were ladies and military men and
students of both sexes, creatures of all sorts in couples.
" 'I am told the town council has sent for an engineer to plan such and such a work!' I said to
my neighbor, so loudly that all the tram could hear. 'Do you know the name of the
engineer?'
"My neighbor shook his head. The rest of the public took a cursory glance at me, and in all
their eyes I read: 'I don't know.'
" 'I am told that there is someone giving lectures in such and such a museum?' I persisted,
trying to get up a conversation. 'I hear it is interesting.'
"No one even nodded. Evidently they had not all of them heard of the lectures, and the
ladies were not even aware of the existence of the museum. All that would not have
mattered, but imagine, my dear sir, the people suddenly leaped to their feet and struggled to
the windows. What was it? What was the matter?
" 'Look, look!' my neighbor nudged me. 'Do you see that dark man getting into that cab?
That's the famous runner, King!'
"And the whole tram began talking breathlessly of the runner who was then absorbing the
brains of Moscow.
"I could give you ever so many other examples, but I think that is enough. Now let us
assume that I am mistaken about myself, that I am a wretchedly boastful and incompetent
person; but apart from myself I might point to many of my contemporaries, men remarkable
for their talent and industry, who have nevertheless died unrecognized. Are Russian
navigators, chemists, physicists, mechanicians, and agriculturists popular with the public?
Do our cultivated masses know anything of Russian artists, sculptors, and literary men?
Some old literary hack, hard-working and talented, will wear away the doorstep of the
publishers' offices for thirty-three years, cover reams of paper, be had up for libel twenty
times, and yet not step beyond his ant-heap. Can you mention to me a single representative
of our literature who would have become celebrated if the rumor had not been spread over
the earth that he had been killed in a duel, gone out of his mind, been sent into exile, or had
cheated at cards?"
The first-class passenger was so excited that he dropped his cigar out of his mouth and got
up.
"Yes," he went on fiercely, "and side by side with these people I can quote you hundreds of
all sorts of singers, acrobats, buffoons, whose names are known to every baby. Yes!"
The door creaked, there was a draught, and an individual of forbidding aspect, wearing an
Inverness coat, a top-hat, and blue spectacles, walked into the carriage. The individual
looked round at the seats, frowned, and went on further.
"Do you know who that is?" there came a timid whisper from the furthest corner of the
compartment.
That is N. N., the famous Tula cardsharper who was had up in connection with the Y. bank
affair."
"There you are!" laughed the first-class passenger. He knows a Tula cardsharper, but ask
him whether he knows Semiradsky, Tchaykovsky, or Solovyov the philosopher -- he'll
shake his head. . . . It swinish!"
Three minutes passed in silence.
"Allow me in my turn to ask you a question," said the vis-à-vis timidly, clearing his throat.
Do you know the name of Pushkov?"
"Pushkov? H'm! Pushkov. . . . No, I don't know it!"
"That is my name,. . ." said the vis-à-vis,, overcome with embarrassment. "Then you don't
know it? And yet I have been a professor at one of the Russian universities for thirty-five
years, . . . a member of the Academy of Sciences, . . . have published more than one
work. . . ."
The first-class passenger and the vis-à-vis looked at each other and burst out laughing.
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